I started watching a show last night and fell asleep after 4 mins and then 3 episodes later my computer fell asleep…


jewmancentipede:

This screen shot is a post-modern art masterpiece.

jewmancentipede:

This screen shot is a post-modern art masterpiece.

(via thelonesomesweatervest)


imlightskintho:

Yes!! If white people want to use the tag this is how they should do it.

imlightskintho:

Yes!! If white people want to use the tag this is how they should do it.

(via thatnerdyguycaleb)


rcah:

TWITTER HAS NO CHILL 

rcah:

TWITTER HAS NO CHILL 

(via officialwhitegirls)


trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

(via ruinedchildhood)


untexting:

do you wanna have sex?

a) please

b) now

c) a + b

(via officialwhitegirls)


surreptitious-stories:

shouldnt:

THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH

http://online.wsj.com/articles/teens-need-later-start-to-school-day-doctors-group-says-1408939263


overlypolitebisexual:

men like girls who “don’t know they are beautiful” because they are afraid that one day you will realise that you are the sun and the stars and he is nothing but a discarded plastic bag clogging up the ocean that you are

(via thatnerdyguycaleb)


lauren-jauregui:

pashmere:

omfg this gif is the answer for everything

"how are you?"

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"did you get a good grade?"

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"how’s your romantic life?"

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how’s ronaldo doing in the world cup so far?

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(via officialwhitegirls)


kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

(via officialwhitegirls)


puckish-thoughts:

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

puckish-thoughts:

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

(via sighdrogen)


did-you-kno:

The reason Facebook is blue is because Mark Zuckerberg is red-green colorblind. Source

did-you-kno:

The reason Facebook is blue is because Mark Zuckerberg is red-green colorblind. Source


empress-of-derp:

onlyblackgirl:

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and kraft singles

That pack of kraft cheese got more singles than she do tho.

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(via sakura-memento)



monserratluna:

kickstartforever:

Everyone please reblog this. I want all of tumblr to see this.

True.

monserratluna:

kickstartforever:

Everyone please reblog this. I want all of tumblr to see this.

True.

(via queenofdisastter)