j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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(via officialwhitegirls)


cali4niabullets:

THIS IS SO WELL DONE IT SCARED ME

cali4niabullets:

THIS IS SO WELL DONE IT SCARED ME

(via ruinedchildhood)



Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.

Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.

(via dumbledoresnipple)


invisiblechickens:

twigfingers:

bornforthismiserybusiness:

profoak:

how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn

How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?

Musicians make a lot of money from touring

when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert

yesterday with ur mom

(via dumbledoresnipple)


phyerfly:

when rape is the girls fault 

  • when she is the rapist 

when rape is the guys fault 

  • when he is the rapist 

(via officialwhitegirls)



when a motherfucker touches you

actuallyxana:

hetaliangonewild:

When I go back to school tomorrow

what kind of connection does this guy have how does he make these omfg

(via dumbledoresnipple)


disneysnewgroove:

Disney movies in order of historical setting

(Excludes most of the package films. Some films, eg The Lion King, are impossible to pin down exactly and some, like Aladdin and Treasure Planet, are anachronistic, so these are estimations. A few have been split into 2 if there is more than one time period in the movie, and sequels have been put together.)

(via dumbledoresnipple)


did-you-kno:

A homeowner in England left the window to a spare bedroom open for three months, eventually discovering that thousands of wasps had taken over the bed with a nest that measured 3’ wide by 2.5’ deep.  Source

did-you-kno:

A homeowner in England left the window to a spare bedroom open for three months, eventually discovering that thousands of wasps had taken over the bed with a nest that measured 3’ wide by 2.5’ deep. Source


bulletbutt:

So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?”

I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded:

“Because I’m full of bees”

I don’t think I’ve seen a more confused and terrified child in my life as I walked away, hearing him whisper “Bees…” to himself.

(via thatnerdyguycaleb)



kurovoid:

my kinda sport

kurovoid:

my kinda sport

(via dumbledoresnipple)


vajupiter:

slapdong:

vajupiter:

bellecosby:

this bitch doesn’t even have all her adult teeth

You can be an adult and not have all your adult teeth.

Sounds like someone doesnt have all her adult teeth

FUCK OFF

vajupiter:

slapdong:

vajupiter:

bellecosby:

this bitch doesn’t even have all her adult teeth

You can be an adult and not have all your adult teeth.

Sounds like someone doesnt have all her adult teeth

FUCK OFF

(via officialwhitegirls)


fussyfangss:


amydoesthings:

pleatedjeans:

via

I’m literally crying with laughter over this

HIS LITTLE DANCE AT THE END IS SO WORTH IT

fussyfangss:

amydoesthings:

pleatedjeans:

via

I’m literally crying with laughter over this

HIS LITTLE DANCE AT THE END IS SO WORTH IT

(via ruinedchildhood)